Your name is DIRK STRIDER, but most just call you BRO. Your brother played a game called SBURB a while ago, but you ended up with a GAME OVER and died. By some means you are ALIVE NOW, though you may have a few SCREWS LOOSE. You sometimes slip into a s̷̕t͘͟͡r̕͟a͘n͠͠g̡̀e̕ ͞͠m̶̡ą̛n͢͞ń̕e͏ŗ͢ ̢́o̕͝f͠ ͡s̡p̨̛e͢͜ak̨in̛g͟.̸͢͝. You don’t remember much about playing. (( Standalone Glitched!Beta!Bro roleplay blog. Don’t be shy! )) DISCLAIMER: Can and will contain gore, horror, smut, porn, all that good stuff. Pictures aren’t mine. Tumblr (3.0; @thepuppetman)http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly7vid5Oi51rnmc6xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26575884181http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26575884181Thu, 05 Jul 2012 15:01:22 -0500snakefingerless gloves<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61tmeVEg21qaiyl9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26575778945http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26575778945Thu, 05 Jul 2012 14:59:43 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_26575421829" src="http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26575421829/audio_player_iframe/thepuppetman/tumblr_m6ifuegXPc1qe5o4f?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthepuppetman%2F26575421829%2Ftumblr_m6ifuegXPc1qe5o4f" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raiseyourguard.tumblr.com/post/26315278254/one-week-barenaked-ladies">raiseyourguard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>One Week</em> - Barenaked Ladies</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ifualARm1qdx28r.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26575421829http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26575421829Thu, 05 Jul 2012 14:54:00 -0500beatsone weekbarenaked ladies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62gtiC4Pr1r5s8qlo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62gtiC4Pr1r5s8qlo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62gtiC4Pr1r5s8qlo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62gtiC4Pr1r5s8qlo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62gtiC4Pr1r5s8qlo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62gtiC4Pr1r5s8qlo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62gtiC4Pr1r5s8qlo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62gtiC4Pr1r5s8qlo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>No one just gets as good as you do. *Especially* you. Start talking! Are you training with someone?</small></p> </blockquote>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26372167940http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26372167940Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:40:15 -0500how to train your dragon<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raindroplabyrinth.tumblr.com/post/26371279177/thepuppetman-raindroplabyrinth-replied-to">raindroplabyrinth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>good to know<br/>glad you’re back *after* my drunken stupidity last night<br/>not something you had to witness even from a distance<br/>so i’m back to sobriety<br/>and regretting everything</p> </blockquote> <p>Curses, how could I have missed that?<br/>That&#8217;s about the general reaction after drunken stupidity, ain&#8217;t it? Alcohol is a lovely substance that causes a ridiculous amount of regret. </p>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26371974873http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26371974873Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:37:25 -0500raindroplabyrinth<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://o8sessive.tumblr.com/post/26371357210">o8sessive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26370959059/o8sessive-not-8eing-lazy-enough-to-stay-in-8ed">thepuppetman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Slightly less lazy than me. A+ for noneffort.<br/>Our lives are the pinnacle of interesting, aren’t they? </p> </blockquote> <p>Do I get a sticker?</p> <p>And aren’t they? As much as I’m at least a little glad there 8n’t that much 8ullshit going on for once. It’s pretty 8oring. You’d think may8e somethin’ could happen for once that isn’t terri8le for everyone involved.</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6jyjcCmI81r8wyhb.png"/></p> <p>Yeah, that&#8217;s a good point. I&#8217;m kind of glad for the monotony but honestly you&#8217;d think that <em>something</em> interesting, fun and not entirely terrible could be going on. At least sometimes.</p>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26371769124http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26371769124Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:34:24 -0500o8sessivethepuppetman<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6je22tmm91r2fr72o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://favoritelittlelyrics.tumblr.com/post/26371193811/halestorm-mz-hyde" class="tumblr_blog">favoritelittlelyrics</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Halestorm, “Mz. Hyde”</p></blockquote>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26371313308http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26371313308Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:27:50 -0500Nightmares<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6i4w1Z5Z71rz7qc0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://delicate-sex-and-love.tumblr.com/post/26339028297">delicate-sex-and-love</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*</p> </blockquote>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26371217294http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26371217294Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:26:24 -0500<div class="hide_overflow"><a href="http://raindroplabyrinth.tumblr.com/">raindroplabyrinth</a> replied to your <a href="http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369574857/if-thats-okay">post</a><span>:</span> <em><a href="http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369574857/if-thats-okay">♥ if that’s okay</a></em></div> <blockquote>i think it was for a ‘heart for a face kiss’ thing but this is probably better considering. and yeah. getting to know you better sounds great. you gonna be around for a while this time?</blockquote> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">Hopefully so. I don&#8217;t like disappearing much. I shouldn&#8217;t be disappearing anytime in the near future, though, if I can help it. </span></p>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26371071256http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26371071256Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:24:20 -0500raindroplabyrinth<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://o8sessive.tumblr.com/post/26370870099">o8sessive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Not 8eing lazy enough to stay in 8ed 8ut enough to just 8e w8ing for something interesting to happen without contri8ution.<br/>Soooooooo 8asically not much more exciting than what you’ve got, unfortun8ly.</p> </blockquote> <p>Slightly less lazy than me. A+ for noneffort.<br/>Our lives are the pinnacle of interesting, aren&#8217;t they? </p>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26370959059http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26370959059Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:22:41 -0500o8sessivethepuppetman<div class="hide_overflow"><a href="http://o8sessive.tumblr.com/">o8sessive</a> replied to your <a href="http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26370275935/o8sessive-replied-to-your-post-i-lost-like-8">post</a><span>:</span> <em><a href="http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26370275935/o8sessive-replied-to-your-post-i-lost-like-8">o8sessive replied to your post: I lost like 8&#8230;</a></em></div> <blockquote>Anyway, aside from that. What’s up? ::::o</blockquote> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">Nothing really, just hanging out. Hungry but too lazy to get out of bed. A day in the life of Bro Strider. You?</span></p>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26370559010http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26370559010Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:16:50 -0500o8sessive<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yummytomatoes.tumblr.com/post/24719313028">yummytomatoes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5bvjwfSRl1qdglvt.png"/> <br/>I don’t know if i wanna know that secret</p> </blockquote>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26370418678http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26370418678Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:14:48 -0500The brilliance of ads.<div class="hide_overflow"><a href="http://o8sessive.tumblr.com/">o8sessive</a> replied to your <a href="http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369296584/i-lost-like-8-followers-since-i-last-logged-on">post</a><span>:</span> <em><a href="http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369296584/i-lost-like-8-followers-since-i-last-logged-on">I lost like 8 followers since I last logged on&#8230;.</a></em></div> <blockquote>At least it’s a good num8er.</blockquote> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">The one redeeming factor.</span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6jxjzpJCk1r8wyhb.png"/></span></p>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26370275935http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26370275935Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:12:42 -0500o8sessive<p><a href="http://turntechgodtits.tumblr.com/post/26369937173/thepuppetman-turntechgodtits-replied-to" class="tumblr_blog">turntechgodtits</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369664856/turntechgodtits-replied-to-your-post-i-lost-like">thepuppetman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="hide_overflow"><a href="http://turntechgodtits.tumblr.com/">turntechgodtits</a> replied to your <a href="http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369296584/i-lost-like-8-followers-since-i-last-logged-on">post</a><span>:</span> <em><a href="http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369296584/i-lost-like-8-followers-since-i-last-logged-on">I lost like 8 followers since I last logged on….</a></em></div> <blockquote>there will be only one</blockquote> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">Well <em>that </em>would suck.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>thats assuming your followers are dumb enough to play highlander</p></blockquote> <p>Considering you&#8217;re one of them?</p>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26370017731http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26370017731Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:09:00 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_26369839975" src="http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369839975/audio_player_iframe/thepuppetman/tumblr_m6b10hbbcD1qhgq0f?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthepuppetman%2F26369839975%2Ftumblr_m6b10hbbcD1qhgq0f" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spirte.tumblr.com/post/26041306833/five-hundred-songs-meme-4-500-not-that-big-by">spirte</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong><small><a href="http://www.spirte.tumblr.com/tagged/500songs">five-hundred songs meme</a>:</small></strong></em></p> <blockquote><strong><small>4/500 - “Not That Big” by Temposhark (feat. Imogen Heap)</small></strong></blockquote> <blockquote><em><small>“Cause you’re not big in my life,</small></em><br/><em><small>Not big in my life,</small></em><br/><em><small>Not big in my life at all<br/>And I’m not big in your life,</small></em><em><small>Not big in your life,<br/>Not big in your life at all.”</small></em></blockquote> </blockquote>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369839975http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369839975Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:06:23 -0500beatsnot that bigtemposhark<div class="hide_overflow"><a href="http://turntechgodtits.tumblr.com/">turntechgodtits</a> replied to your <a href="http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369296584/i-lost-like-8-followers-since-i-last-logged-on">post</a><span>:</span> <em><a href="http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369296584/i-lost-like-8-followers-since-i-last-logged-on">I lost like 8 followers since I last logged on&#8230;.</a></em></div> <blockquote>there will be only one</blockquote> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">Well <em>that </em>would suck.</span></p>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369664856http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369664856Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:03:49 -0500turntechgodtits<p>Was this for a love letter?</p> <p>Dear Rain,<br/>You’re an enigma to me and it’s compelling. When I see you I want to know more about you, talk to you more. You’ve got a sharp sense of humor and a personality that keeps me wanting to know you. I can’t help that sort of thing. I’m always up for talking to you. I don’t think I know you enough to write a proper love letter, but I will say that I think in some form you’re the sort a guy like me (or anyone, really) could fall for. I hope you don’t forget that.<br/>x Bro. </p>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369574857http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369574857Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:02:29 -0500raindroplabyrinthask<p>I lost like 8 followers since I last logged on. Farewell, all. My heart aches for all of you.</p>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369296584http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369296584Mon, 02 Jul 2012 15:58:32 -0500Except not really.My followers are dropping like flies lately.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zo7da3Zh1r1kmzfo1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zo7da3Zh1r1kmzfo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zo7da3Zh1r1kmzfo3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zo7da3Zh1r1kmzfo4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zo7da3Zh1r1kmzfo5_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zo7da3Zh1r1kmzfo6_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zo7da3Zh1r1kmzfo7_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zo7da3Zh1r1kmzfo8_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zo7da3Zh1r1kmzfo9_250.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>they’re acting like they want a riot, it’s a riot i’ll give them<br/></em><em>as the sound comes higher on this violent rhythm<br/></em><em>these snakes in the grass supplying the venom<br/></em><em>i ain’t scared of your teeth, i admire what’s in ‘em</em></p> </blockquote> <a href="http://readysetjeans.tumblr.com/post/12979810411/oh-no-bro-i-cant-draw-you-today-is-probably-not">x</a>/<a href="http://starrypier.tumblr.com/post/21396677650/quick-bro-fucked-up-colouring">x</a>/<a href="http://antemrd.tumblr.com/post/20682006657/i-cant-stuck-in-a-style-forever-but-this-is">x</a>/<a href="http://chouettechouette.tumblr.com/post/23450464177/i-wanted-a-version-without-the-text-too">x</a>/<a href="http://red-eden.tumblr.com/post/20195846830">x</a>/<a href="http://piyorii.tumblr.com/post/20695624190/friends-and-liars-dont-wait-for-me-cause-ill">x</a>/<a href="http://k-13.tumblr.com/post/20289058042/and-sometimes-the-perfect-pokerface-falls-the">x</a>/<a href="http://anniina85.deviantart.com/art/COME-AT-ME-BRO-269339603">x</a>/<a href="http://mallius.tumblr.com/post/21821278628/strider-rider">x</a></blockquote>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369231644http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26369231644Mon, 02 Jul 2012 15:57:34 -0500bro stridersexy self<p>Okay, I&#8217;m gonna ollie outie for now. Be back later or tomorrow.</p>http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26196582697http://thepuppetman.tumblr.com/post/26196582697Sat, 30 Jun 2012 01:13:40 -0500